To be honest, I just finished this comic this morning because I have 2 alternate endings for this strip and I did not know which one I wanted to choose. The second ending was how we did lose the game because we lost both nodes, and the cat continued to press my key-bindings and get my character killed. The third ending was about how my evil sith cat actually works for the Imperial and he uses force lightening behind my back whenever he felt like causing trouble.

One of the three endings actually happened in real life. Which of the endings do you think was true?